Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 206 | characters: 263
Man buys new shoes, goes home, asks wife:
Do u find difference in me?
Wife:
No! Same old shirt, same old pant.
He removes all clothes,stands in shoes:
Now?
Wife:
Same old penis hanging down.
Man:
Its not hanging down! Its looking at my new shoes.
