Funny SMS / text Messages

Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 786 | characters: 175

Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
Husband=tu sali kutti.
Wife=tu sala kutta
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or main sala pupyy

Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 725 | characters: 168

“B.V ko dost k sath
Bed pe dekh k
Husband ne dost ko goli maar di.
B.V boli apne ghussy ko Qaboo karo
Warna 1 din sabhi doston se hath dho betho gay… :)

Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 652 | characters: 568

Washington post competition asked for a Two line Rhyme with the most
romantic first line, but least romantic second line

This is the (hands down!) winner:

My darling, my love, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you demolished my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

Category: Naughty SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 807 | characters: 164

Wife bought a new transparent Bra,
wore in front of her husband.
Husband: is men tum bohat sexy Lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai!
Sales man bhi yehi Keh raha tha:-)