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Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 416 | characters: 155

Wife: ap apne best frnd ki Bv k janaze pe nhi gae?

Husband: kis moo se jaon
Wo muje 3 biwion k janaze me bula chuka ha or mene 1 dafa bhi nhi bulaya…


Category: Wife SMS | Total views: 143 | characters: 202

Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Biwi Apne Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi lenay Deti..?

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woh hai
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“SukooN ki saans” :-)


Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 482 | characters: 164

Wife or Husbnd Ghoomne gaye Raste
me GADHA ghas kha rha tha. Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam kro.

Husbnd bola: salam Sasurji.




Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 492 | characters: 157

Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo,
De k khushi us k sary gham chora lo.
Pyar aisa kro k sub dekhte reh jaen
Parosan bi aa k kahe
‘Muje bi apni biwi banalo..


Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 797 | characters: 175

Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
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Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
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Husband=tu sali kutti.
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Wife=tu sala kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola.
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Or main sala pupyy