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Wife or Husbnd Ghoomne gaye Raste
me GADHA ghas kha rha tha. Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam kro.
Husbnd bola: salam Sasurji.
Washington post competition asked for a Two line Rhyme with the most
romantic first line, but least romantic second line
This is the (hands down!) winner:
My darling, my love, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you demolished my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!