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Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 776 | characters: 175

Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
.
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
.
Husband=tu sali kutti.
.
Wife=tu sala kutta
.
Bacha masumiat se bola.
.
Or main sala pupyy


Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 721 | characters: 168

“B.V ko dost k sath
Bed pe dekh k
.
Husband ne dost ko goli maar di.
.
B.V boli apne ghussy ko Qaboo karo
.
Warna 1 din sabhi doston se hath dho betho gay… :)


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 648 | characters: 568

Washington post competition asked for a Two line Rhyme with the most
romantic first line, but least romantic second line

This is the (hands down!) winner:

My darling, my love, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you demolished my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!




Category: Naughty SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 802 | characters: 164

Wife bought a new transparent Bra,
wore in front of her husband.
Husband: is men tum bohat sexy Lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai!
Sales man bhi yehi Keh raha tha:-)