Funny SMS / text Messages

Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 491 | characters: 157

Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo,
De k khushi us k sary gham chora lo.
Pyar aisa kro k sub dekhte reh jaen
Parosan bi aa k kahe
‘Muje bi apni biwi banalo..

Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 795 | characters: 175

Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
Husband=tu sali kutti.
Wife=tu sala kutta
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or main sala pupyy

Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 729 | characters: 168

“B.V ko dost k sath
Bed pe dekh k
Husband ne dost ko goli maar di.
B.V boli apne ghussy ko Qaboo karo
Warna 1 din sabhi doston se hath dho betho gay… :)

Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 653 | characters: 568

Washington post competition asked for a Two line Rhyme with the most
romantic first line, but least romantic second line

This is the (hands down!) winner:

My darling, my love, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you demolished my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!