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Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
Husband=tu sali kutti.
Wife=tu sala kutta
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or main sala pupyy
Washington post competition asked for a Two line Rhyme with the most
romantic first line, but least romantic second line
This is the (hands down!) winner:
My darling, my love, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you demolished my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!