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Category: Insult SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 762 | characters: 162

Arz kia he
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Chappal choti ho to paon me nahi aati
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Wah wah wah
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Chapal choti ho to paon me nahi aati.
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Bivi moti ho to bahon me nahi ati.


Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 410 | characters: 155

Wife: ap apne best frnd ki Bv k janaze pe nhi gae?

Husband: kis moo se jaon
Wo muje 3 biwion k janaze me bula chuka ha or mene 1 dafa bhi nhi bulaya…


Category: Wife SMS | Total views: 139 | characters: 202

Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Biwi Apne Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi lenay Deti..?

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woh hai
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“SukooN ki saans” :-)




Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 478 | characters: 164

Wife or Husbnd Ghoomne gaye Raste
me GADHA ghas kha rha tha. Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam kro.

Husbnd bola: salam Sasurji.


Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 487 | characters: 157

Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo,
De k khushi us k sary gham chora lo.
Pyar aisa kro k sub dekhte reh jaen
Parosan bi aa k kahe
‘Muje bi apni biwi banalo..