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Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 4,137 | characters: 296

1 admi ki shadi hui,
us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese
apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy
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Frnd:
Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us
ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
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Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 702 | characters: 165

Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo,

De k khushi uske saare gham chura lo,

Pyar aisa kro k sb dekhte reh jae,

Parosan bhi aa k kahe “mujhe bhi apni biwi bana lo”


Category: Wife SMS | Total views: 334 | characters: 164

Wife: tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Hus: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: mere marne k bad TAJ Mahal banaoge.
Hus: maine to QARZA B Le Liya hai
dair to tum kr rahi ho…




Category: Wife SMS | Total views: 181 | characters: 158

It is said that man is the head of the family.
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but
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REmember that wife is the neck.
AND
THe neck can turn the head exactly the way it wants.!:-D


Category: Insult SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 787 | characters: 162

Arz kia he
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Chappal choti ho to paon me nahi aati
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Wah wah wah
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Chapal choti ho to paon me nahi aati.
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Bivi moti ho to bahon me nahi ati.