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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 52,164 | characters: 797

AwesOme Story Must Read ♥
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Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor…♥
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
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Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him….
He prays that they shud not have a
fight..♥
He finds a note near the table…♥
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“Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery… ♥
i’ll cum running back to you, my love.
I love you. …”♥
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He gets surprised and asks his son..,
‘wat happend last nite..?’ ♥
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Son told…,”
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when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said……” ♥
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” Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…
I M Married !!!”
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Thats True Love…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)


Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 31 | characters: 171

wife to husband: u were so d***k last nite u insulted ur boss
husband: pi** on him!
wife: u did and he fired u
husband: f**k him!
wife: i did and u can work frm monday


Category: English Poetry SMS, English SMS | Total views: 52 | characters: 445

Every Wife Deserves A Husband Who Calls
Her BABY,

KISSES Her Like He Means It,
Holds Her Like He Never Wants To Let Her
Go…

… Doesnt Cheat Or Lie, Wipes Her Tears When
She Cries, :))

Doesnt Make Her Jealous Of Other
Women..Instead Makes Other Women
Jealous Of Her…!!

A Man Who Isnt Scared To Let His Friends
Know How He Really Feels About Her…!!
And Always Reminds Her Of How Much
Really He LOVES Her!!




Category: Double meaning SMS, English SMS | Total views: 124 | characters: 639

A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during the day while running some errands. When he entered the house, he was surprised to see his wife in bed with a man who placed his head on her breasts. The husband demanded, “What on earth are you doing?”
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To which the stranger nonchalantly replied, “Quiet! I am listening to music!!”
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The husband shoved the stranger aside and said, “Let me listen!” and placed his head on his wife’s breasts.
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He exclaimed in suspicion, “I don’t seem to hear any music.”
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“Of course not,” quipped the stranger, “You’re not plugged in!”


Category: English Funny SMS | Total views: 41 | characters: 202

Doctor: Do you watch your husband face while enjoyment?
Lady: Yes, i saw once and i saw lots of anger on his face.
Doctor: why, is he short temper?
Lady: No, because he was watching me from window…