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Ek Sardar Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Police Ne Use Pakad Liya.
Jab Use Le Jane Lage To..
Sardar Bola: Are Sahab
“Saboot To Utha Lao”


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Teacher to Sardar: koi Ittifaq ki Baat batao
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Sardar: jis din mere baap ki shaadi hui usi din Ittifaq se
meri maa ki bhi shaadi hogaye..:p


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How can you recongnize a Sardar as the scientists,
Oh its easy,”He will built a Generator that will use electricity to get started”




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Sardar ki Wife ka Rang KALA tha.
Ek din Red saree pehn ke pucha:
Mai kaisi lagti hu??

Sardar:- Jaise kajal ki factory me aag lagi ho….


Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 219 | characters: 138

Ek truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kar le jaraha tha.
Ye dekh kar,

Santa hass-hass k kehne laga
Ek rassi le jane k liye do-do truck.