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Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 61 | characters: 156

Hitler 2 Sardar: There is no word like “IMPOSSIBLE” In my dictionary…

Sardar replied: Ab bolne se kya faida?

Jb kharidi thi tb he chck krna tha na.


Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 48 | characters: 191

Sardar to Doctor:

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr: Paanch lakh

Sardar: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to?


Category: English SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 541 | characters: 143

Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!

Why?

He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper




Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 131 | characters: 286

1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.

Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.

Pathan: Ha ha. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par latefay banatay hain.

Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?


Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 213 | characters: 161

Sardar ne Malika k sath sex karte waqat
andar he susu kar dya.
Malika ne zor ka Chanta mara.
Sardar: Chanta kyo mara?
Malika: Public Place me susu karte ho.