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A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..
Ring master asked can anyone do this?
Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun hai,
main aata hun lekin pehlay Lion ko hata do..:p


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Sardar dentist ke paas gaya, jor-jor se hasa aur ghar aa gaya.
wife: kaha gaye the
Sardar: Daant dikhane gaya tha


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Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn’t come back yet!
Sardar: Why don’t u cook something else




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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda