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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 59 | characters: 172

Judge : as you are the key witness,
can u tell me the exact place, where this man raped ur wife?

Sardar : Lifted sardarni”s saree and said,
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here my lord. :-D


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 130 | characters: 146

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”

Which States:

“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->


Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 206 | characters: 164

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->




Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 416 | characters: 151

Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.