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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 202 | characters: 126

Zardari se bara nahi dunya main koi bay emaan,
Wah wah Wah wah Wah wah

Kuch hi dino main apni bhabhi hongi Sheeren Rehman.


Category: Faraz SMS, Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 859 | characters: 160

Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya faraq hai?

Faraz replied:
Simple……. Aap pooray mulk ki baja rahy ho
or poora mulk meri baja raha hai.


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 361 | characters: 126

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan.




Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 428 | characters: 291

Ab main karonga mara mari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari,
Maine pehle apna sala mara,
Phir apni bivi mari,
Ab hai poori qoam ki bari,
Dil khol k lotonga,
Qoam ki raqam sari ki sari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari,
Zulm or loota mari main par jayegi,
Ab PPP sari ki sari,
Q k Mera naam hai Zardari.


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 349 | characters: 424

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.