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Arz Kiya Hai:

Tang Karo itna k Sab Khatam Kardo,

Khushiya Manao itni k Udham Kardo,

Jo chahe Le lo Mujh se Bas Itna Bata Do,

Kis ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Kardo?


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Breaking News:
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Pak Betting Scandal Mai Pakre Jany Waly Mazhar Majeed Ne Investigation K Doran bataya Hai K,
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Unho Ne Amir & Asif Ko No-Balls Karne Ko Kaha Tha.
Aur Aisa He Hua.
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Iske Baad Unho Ne Is Ramzan K Sab Se Baray
Raaz Ko Benaqaab Karte Huiye Bataya K
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Maine He Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Karne Ko Bola Tha,
Aur Aisa He Hua. :-P
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Ab Agar Dubara Woh Chappal K Mun Wali Puchay to Chamaat Dena Saali Ko.




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Floody Love:

Girl: Jaan Tumhain Mujh Per Kitna Trust Hai?

Boy: Sach Bataon???

Girl: Haan.

Boy: 11 Lack Cusec. :-)


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 372 | characters: 355

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA
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Ek Dafa Ka Zikar hai
Ek Badshah ne Ailaan Karaya ke me Dunya ke Sab Raaz Janta Hon
Aur sb se Ziyada Aqalmand hn
Aur Jo koi Khud ko Mujh se zyada zahin Samjhta Hai,
Mai Uska Sir Qalam Kara Donga.
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