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Floody love


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 66 | characters: 130

Floody Love:

Girl: Jaan Tumhain Mujh Per Kitna Trust Hai?

Boy: Sach Bataon???

Girl: Haan.

Boy: 11 Lack Cusec. :-)

Guroor ka sir neecha


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 340 | characters: 350

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA
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Ek Dafa Ka Zikar hai
Ek Badshah ne Ailaan Karaya ke me Dunya ke Sab Raaz Janta Hon
Aur sb se Ziyada Aqalmand hn
Aur Jo koi Khud ko Mujh se zyada zahin Samjhta Hai,
Mai Uska Sir Qalam Kara Donga.
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where is the p


Category: English SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 3,272 | characters: 266

school starts -
boy -
can i go to the toilet
teacher -
say the alphabet first so he says
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z
Teacher:
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Ehem Sawal


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 211 | characters: 169

Eham Sawal

Agar Aap Ko
Question Ka Answer
Aata Ho Tou Plz
…Zrur Btana

Sawal b asan hy

Sawal ye hy k

Kis Ne Kaha Tha
“PEPSI” Pe 5.rs
Kam Kr Do .. ? =P

Late q Huey


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 109 | characters: 173

Principle: Late Q Huey ?

Boi: Bike Khrab Ho Gai
Thi

…Principle : Bus Me Nahi Aa
Skty Thay ?

Boi: Main Ne Kaha Th SIR
Par Aap Ki Beti k Nakhre Khtm
Hon Tab Na … =P ;)