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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 89 | characters: 125

As you get older three things happen.
The first is your memory goes,
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I can’t remember the other two… :=P


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 13 | characters: 114

Black Dukandar Sy: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy..?

Dukandar: Han Hy..

Bcha: Tu Saaly Lagata Kyon Nahi…


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 30 | characters: 160

Its Hard To Sleep When You Know
How Burdened Your Mind Is…
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It Is Even Harder Going To Sleep
When You Know There Is
Left Over Pizza In The Fridge




Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 83 | characters: 150

Beautiful quote..
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-…..


Category: Double meaning SMS | Total views: 3,034 | characters: 357

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!

sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.

sHE wAS cOMPLETELY n**E aND wET.

SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME…

HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.

THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY…

AND SAID…
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