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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 75 | characters: 150

Beautiful quote..
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-…..


Category: Double meaning SMS | Total views: 3,017 | characters: 352

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!

sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.

sHE wAS cOMPLETELY n**E aND wET.

SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME…

HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.

THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY…

AND SAID…
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Category: Double meaning SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 2,088 | characters: 172

Meaning of PYAAR?
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Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR…
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“P-YAAR” . . .




Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 55 | characters: 171

Larka Larki K Father Se:
Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun..
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Larki K Father:
Kyun?
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Larka:
Kyun K Ab Meray Hath Thak Chukay Hain Msg Karte Karte “Budhay”