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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 33 | characters: 392

Enginering and Medical colg principals argued that their students are
Fearless
Medical colg’s principal called his 2 studnts and told them to jump in the SEA full of sharks. .
They jumped . . .
The principal said ” see da guts ”
Engineering colg’s principal called 2 students and told them to jump . . .
They said ” Pagal hai kyaaa BUDHaY! ”
The principal said ‘’see da guts”..B-)


Category: Funny SMS, Urdu Poetry SMS | Total views: 12 | characters: 149

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->


Category: English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 31 | characters: 150

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..

Waah Waaah

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
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Being Single Is My Attitude… =P ;->




Category: Exam SMS, Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 327 | characters: 206

I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Güéss which song?
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guess!
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O Zrä zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Mé!:-D


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 19 | characters: 377

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem..
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Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star.
What is That joke?
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Help Desk: Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You,
So That if a Person Standing Behind,
He Can’t Read Your Password…..
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Kid: Yeah Okay,
But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me =p