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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 61 | characters: 228

When I smoke,
i feel ashamed
n
then i lo0k at the cigarette
n
think of those poor workers in the cigarette factory, their dreams n hopes.

If i don’t smoke, they will be jobless.

My Motto: Live for otherz(Gullu Charsi)


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 111 | characters: 167

In Train,
Girl: My head’s aching, Boy Kised hr head.
Girl: My neck is Paining, Boy kised hr neck.

One old man: Hey do u have any treatment for Loose Motion? :-D




Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 38 | characters: 392

Enginering and Medical colg principals argued that their students are
Fearless
Medical colg’s principal called his 2 studnts and told them to jump in the SEA full of sharks. .
They jumped . . .
The principal said ” see da guts ”
Engineering colg’s principal called 2 students and told them to jump . . .
They said ” Pagal hai kyaaa BUDHaY! ”
The principal said ”see da guts”..B-)


Category: Funny SMS, Urdu Poetry SMS | Total views: 15 | characters: 149

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->