Funny SMS / text Messages






Category: Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 179 | characters: 173

MRE BACHPAN KA 1 WAQIA.

Teacher :
Y R U Late.

Al Ur Clasmates Came To Clas On Time???

Me:

“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir……

Sher To Akela Ata Hai.:-D:-)


Category: English Funny SMS, English Love SMS, Valentine Day SMS | Total views: 63 | characters: 369

Advantages of not having a lover :-)
-Saves time
-Sleep well
-Don’t have to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk with all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere with anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all sily fights & tensions…BONUS – live a long life….
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Dedicated to all
Uncommitted people! N lovers who r missing the real fun….;-)


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 5,139 | characters: 229

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

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B’coz, It Has Hardware Software But

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 45 | characters: 163

Cute Prayer
Child: God, Plz i don’t want 3rd world war.

God: Why? U luv ur country so much?

Child: No God, I am weak in history I can’t study another war -)


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 42 | characters: 169

MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki “Tareef Mgr

Haqiqat Me Haseen Sirf “Whi he”Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kia He

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// uff Ammi meri nazar utaren.