Funny SMS / text Messages






Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 18 | characters: 187

The most irritating thing :-

On the day of your marriage at 12
midnight one of your friend
calls you up and asks,

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.” Aur jani kya kar rha hai ? ” ;-D


Category: Double meaning SMS | Total views: 443 | characters: 151

Its not the clothes..
Its not the hairs..
Its not the looks..
Its not the eyes..
Its not the appearance…

Its the personality
“GET TO KNOW ME”


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 127 | characters: 156

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide,
your teacher is here because you bunked school today!

GRANDKID:
YOU go hide… I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!;) haha




Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 199 | characters: 167

Why many crushes n flirtings are better than one true love??
Bcozz….
‘Monopoly is always damaging
and
Competition improves efficieny!’
Pure economics theory!!!