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Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 14 | characters: 164

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

May I kiss u


Category: Funny SMS, Kiss SMS | Total views: 495 | characters: 250

Boy : may I kiss u?

Girl : No

Boy again : May I kiss u?

Girl : No..

Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?

Girl : Kutte, kaminey…
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai

ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya?

jani kya kar rha hai


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 15 | characters: 187

The most irritating thing :-

On the day of your marriage at 12
midnight one of your friend
calls you up and asks,

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.” Aur jani kya kar rha hai ? ” ;-D



Its not the clothes


Category: Double meaning SMS | Total views: 435 | characters: 151

Its not the clothes..
Its not the hairs..
Its not the looks..
Its not the eyes..
Its not the appearance…

Its the personality
“GET TO KNOW ME”

Grandfather passed away


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 120 | characters: 156

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide,
your teacher is here because you bunked school today!

GRANDKID:
YOU go hide… I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!;) haha