English Funny SMS / text Messages






Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS | Total views: 57 | characters: 133

ONLINE LETTER-
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Dear Facebook,
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Just wait and watch,
some day they will all leave you too-!!
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Yours sincerely,
Orkut :(


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 15 | characters: 142

Shaheed Totey Ka
Jannat Se Pakistanii
Qaum Ko Message

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D ;)


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 85 | characters: 278

HEIGHT OF SHOCK!
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Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?
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Nokrani:
Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k
”Going to gaaon for 3 days”
apke husband ne comment b kia tha
”have a safe trip, come soon honey, will miss u ” :-D :-P




Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 18 | characters: 164

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!


Category: Funny SMS, Kiss SMS | Total views: 501 | characters: 250

Boy : may I kiss u?

Girl : No

Boy again : May I kiss u?

Girl : No..

Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?

Girl : Kutte, kaminey…
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai

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