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Category: English SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 108 | characters: 471

DARK TRUTHS:

-Having 1 child makes u a parent but havin 2 makes u a referee.
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-Mariage is a relationshp in which 1 person is always right n the other is always a husband.
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-You can’t buy luv but u pay heavily for it.
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-True friends stab in the front
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-My wife & I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong n she agrees with .me.
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-Ladies first, pretty ladies much sooner
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-They call native language the mother tongue coz the father seldom gets 2 speak :-)


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 5,695 | characters: 260

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the
7th of August this year (2009),
the time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

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This will never happen in your life again !
Amaze your friends .
Be the first 2 tell them :-)




Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Insult SMS | Total views: 103 | characters: 150

If Someone Asks Me Whom Do I love d Most?
I Wud Sit Next to U Put My Arm Around U and Say Proudly

I Love Animals

Especially this Monkey:-D