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DARK TRUTHS:
-Having 1 child makes u a parent but havin 2 makes u a referee.
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-Mariage is a relationshp in which 1 person is always right n the other is always a husband.
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-You can’t buy luv but u pay heavily for it.
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-True friends stab in the front
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-My wife & I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong n she agrees with .me.
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-Ladies first, pretty ladies much sooner
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-They call native language the mother tongue coz the father seldom gets 2 speak


