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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 5 | characters: 131

Naiki kar k aesay Bhool Jaya karo

Jesay Kamran AKmal catch Chorne k baad
bhul jata hai or kehta hay

‘Come on Guyzzz Come on’



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Category: English SMS | Total views: 58 | characters: 323

“M” is lucky for India -
…~ M for MS Dhoni
~ M for Mirpur….India beat Bangladesh…
~ M for M Chinnaswamy stadium..India beat Ireland
~ M for MA Chidambram stadium..India beat West Indies
~ M for Motera…..India beat Australia
~ M for Mohali…..India beat Pakistan.
~ M for Mumbai…..India beat Srilanka

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Category: Uncategorized | Total views: 2 | characters: 164

A Tip For All Girls -
How To Know If Its True Love ???

Today,
If Your Guy Spends The Entire Day With You,
Instead Of Watching The Match…
Marry Him!!!! :P

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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 7 | characters: 142

Shaheed Totey Ka
Jannat Se Pakistanii
Qaum Ko Message

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D ;)

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Category: English SMS | Total views: 18 | characters: 372

Last Night . . .
I Was Upset
Was Roaming On The Streets
Of Karachi . . . Trying To Find
SINDHIS, PATHANS, PUNJABIS,
BALOCHIES, MUHAJIRS, SHIAS
And SUNNIES
But I Couldn’t Find A Single One
Of Them …. Everywhere Is Just
PAKISTANI . . .

(Great Job Cricket For Uniting
Nation)

Cricket We Love You . . .

What If We Loss The Match
Afridi We Love You . . .

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Category: English SMS | Total views: 99 | characters: 643

I am Sorry To MY nATION…(SHAHID Afridi)…
Why SORRY ?

You gave us a hope by reaching in the semi`z &
bringing That Beauty back to Your Nation…
Y Sorry ?
U built the seperated team..u make them united..
y sorry…?
A 6th rankking team beating & competing wid the top class teams in their home grounds.
Y Sorry ..?
U raised pakistani Flag in Mohali…
y sorry ?
due to u.. Pakistani National Anthem was sung in the Indian ground..
Its ur love towards ur nation & country..
We Love Pakistan..
Pakistan Zindabad
stand up 4 ur Heros 4 cheers who made it tough task to beat them..

Proud on Shahid Afridi & our whole team.

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