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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS | Total views: 15 | characters: 678

Those Innocent Days Of Our Life:
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Once Choosing Color Of Sketch Pen
Was A Tough Process.
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Catching The Seat Near The
Window In A Bus Was Called
Obsession.
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Getting A Toffee As A Birthday
Treat From Friends Made Our Day.
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Being The 1st To Finish Copying
From The Blackboard Was The
Moment Of Pride.
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Hiding Your Answer From Your
Partner Was Not Called Selfishness.
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When Homework Was The Last
Torture & You Thought All Elders
Are Ideal.
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Sleeping Early Was A Routine.
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Owning A Cycle Was Like Owning
Everything.
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To Look Pretty Was To Put Loads Of
Powder And A Neat Comb:)
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Awesome Were Those Childhood
Days :)
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LIKE If You Miss Them.


Category: English SMS, Misc SMS Jokes | Total views: 7 | characters: 654

Another day for Siachin victims, yet no survivors..
but who cares if a soldier dies, because this is what they are paid for.
Today Asma Jahangir is worried abt the defence budget,
Hamid Mir is not happy with the ISI,
Kashif Abbasi is angry about why a soldier deserves a plot.
… They don’t care if a soldier dies.
He doesn’t have a family,parents or emotions. He can’t even compete with the psuedo patriots who appear on TV shows & talk crap.
Soldiers serving in Siachin weren’t born there,they don’t have any personal enmity with india, they are there only for you,me & our beloved Motherland .
But who cares if a soldier dies… Who cares…


Category: Cool/Decent SMS | Total views: 1 | characters: 361

Daughterz spread like a music in the house..
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When she speakz, speakz without a break&everyone asks chup bhi kar jao..
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When she iz silent, mother sayz, tabiyat theek hai na..
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Father sayz, aaj ghar chup chup kuyn hai..
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Bhai sayz, naraaz ho kya..
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She iz the real non stop music.. :-)
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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Wise SMS Quotes | Total views: 12 | characters: 131

Great Thought
Since light travels faster than sound,
isn’t that why some people appear BRIGHT until you hear them speaking ?? :-)


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Wise SMS Quotes | Total views: 20 | characters: 142

easy to loose
some1 by lie
but difficult to get back that person by
saying true…
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be thruthful
for maintaing a true relation :( :’(