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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Islamic SMS | Total views: 24 | characters: 138

  Aj Ki Piyari Baat. Jo Shakhs Tumhari Nigahon ki Iltaja Na Smjhy….

Us k Aagy Zuban Ko Sharminda_e_ _Takllum Matt Kro.


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS | Total views: 1,349 | characters: 537

A 24 year boy seeing out from the
train window, shouted,
“Dad, look the trees are going
behind!”
Dad smiled and a young couple
sitting nearby, looked at the 24
year old`s childish behaviour
with pity.
Suddenly he again exclaimed
“Dad, look the clouds are
running with us!”
The couple could`nt resist and
said to the old man, “why dont
you take ur son 2 a good
doctor?”
Old man smiled and said “I did
and … More »




Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS | Total views: 9 | characters: 176

“When America woke up yesterday morning it suddenly realized:
10 years ago they had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Today they have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope!”


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS | Total views: 30 | characters: 130

ATTITUDE REDIFNED -

There r only 2 uncommon
Reason for me on Earth….

1~~ Hell Doesnt Need ME

2~~ Heaven Cant Afford Me