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Category: Cool/Decent SMS | Total views: 20 | characters: 124

Sometimes Boys get more sensitive
and emotional if they love truly…
and
you have to admit that he is one in million…!!


Category: Broken Heart SMS, English SMS, Sad SMS | Total views: 197 | characters: 528

GIRL:
.
I broke up with him today.
I told him I wasn’t happy.
He didn’t even ask why.
I thought he would ask me to stay.
But he didn’t. He just let me go.
And just like that,
I lost the guy I waited for so long.
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GUY:
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She broke up with me today.
She said she wasn’t happy.
I was too hurt to ask why.
I wanted to stop her from leaving.
But if she’s not happy with me, there’s no way I can make her stay.
So I just let her go.
Just like that,
I lost the girl I’ve been dreaming of for so long..


Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 1,522 | characters: 296

A guy says,
“I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.”
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.
“Yeah? What happened?” asked his friend.

The first guy replies,
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Category: English Love SMS | Total views: 29 | characters: 275

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
.
GF : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
GF : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!:-P
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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 311 | characters: 817

TRUE MEANINGS OF
BOYS STATEMENTS:
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> Statement:
“I’m a Romantic.”
……> True Meaning:
“I’m poor..” :O
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> Statement:
“You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.”
>True Meaning:
“You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me..” :’(
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> Statement:
“I really want to get to know you better.”
> True Meaning:
“So I can tell my friends about it..” :)
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> Statement:
“I don’t know if I like her.”
> True Meaning:
“She won’t sleep with me..” :O
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> Statement:
“Do you ‘really’ Love me?”
> True Meaning:
“I’ve done something stupid..” :D
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> Statement:
“I have something to tell you.”
> True Meaning:
“Get tested..” :B
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> Statement:
“I think we should just be friends.”
> True Meaning:
“You’re ugly..” :O
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> Statement:
“I’ve learned a lot from you.”
> True Meaning:
“Next!!!!” :D