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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS | Total views: 56 | characters: 155

A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
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And
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A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS | Total views: 85 | characters: 915

10 things a girl probably doesn’t know about a guy :
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1. Guys are more emotional then they think, if they loved them truly.
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2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
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3. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
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4. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
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5. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.
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6. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.
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7. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
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8. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
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9. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.
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10. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible ♥


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS | Total views: 115 | characters: 117

After a Certain Age,
Men Women Become like Christmas Trees…:-
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The BALLS BELLS are only for DECORATION…..




Category: Double meaning SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 253 | characters: 137

A girl with her mouth wide open
and
A guy with her tongue out
are perfect for position 69,

:O + :P = 69

Rate it if you get. :)


Category: Cool/Decent SMS | Total views: 27 | characters: 124

Sometimes Boys get more sensitive
and emotional if they love truly…
and
you have to admit that he is one in million…!!