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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 8 | characters: 440

♣ Shakespeare said: “A boy and a girl can never
be friends forever”
♣ Lincoln said: “Friendship is the starting step
for what we call love”
♣ Wordsworth said: “Proposing a boyor a girlf
or friendship is
nothing but indirectly saying I LOVE YOU”
♣ Jackie Chan said: “Love is an everlasting
Friendship”
♣ Michael Jackson said: “If one can become
your best friend, thenhe or she can easily
become your life partner……..


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 5 | characters: 417

“I AM PREGNANT” she TOLD her
MAN… he
SMILED and KISSED her LIPS and
said
“CORRECTION my LOVE, we ARE
pregnant.
FOR that CHILD in YOUR womb is
HALF of
ME and HALF of YOU; and I will
NOT
let
YOU go THROUGH the PREGNANCY
alone… I may NOT carry OUR child
BUT i
WILL carry YOU and OUR child IN
my
HEART and CARE. I WILL be THE
best
FATHER to OUR child… WE are
PREGNANT!”
Now that’s a REAL MAN….


Category: Broken Heart SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 7 | characters: 143

I told her “I don’t care”….
She kept quiet…
She knew very well I wasn’t trying to convince her…..
I was trying to convince myself..




Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 3 | characters: 519

Boys are stronger than GIRLS ??! ..
Oh Please! Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9months?
Can you cook,
clean & talk on the phone @ one time? Can you carry a 108 lb shopping bag? can u poke your eye with a pencil without
crying? Can you watch the love of your life be with someone else ? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and
not complain? Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything
is okay?..
CHEERS TO US…!! (:


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 3 | characters: 844

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn’t?
Try hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn’t?
You fall deeper with each passing day,
But try to hide it in every possible way.
He’s only a friend, and nothing else–
That’s the lie you keeping telling yourself.
You keep on saying he’s just a bud,
But deep inside, you’re falling in love.
You get so giddy when you meet his eyes,
But keep reminding yourself it isn’t right.
A simple glance turns into a stare,
But you pretend that you don’t care.
It’s “not right” for you two to be.
Is that why you hide it so no one can see?
But how long will you pretend?
Keep lying that he’s just a friend?
Perhaps your feelings you can never show.
Perhaps it’s “wrong” for him to know.
Your friendship can’t be risked over this,
So being his girl is an impossible wish…