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Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 226 | characters: 151

Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test.
So, I want to score good marks.



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Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 986 | characters: 195

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai? :-)

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Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 272 | characters: 123

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.

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Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 285 | characters: 147

Santa: Oye Kya Kr Raha He?
Banta: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hon!
Santa: Wo Kyu?
Banta: Wo Jab Bada Ho JayeGa, Us Se is ka matlab puchunga

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Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 257 | characters: 137

Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they
Teacher:Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?
Brothers: Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li

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Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 200 | characters: 132

Santa opened a petrol pump,
but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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