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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 361 | characters: 148

NAWAZ SHARIF Ne Poocha ‘ZARDARI’ Se,

Ye Zulm Ke Khilaaf Kis Ne Awaaz Uthai?

To Door Se “Faraz” Ki Awaaz Aai

“ALTAF BHAI ALTAF BHAI . . .


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 147 | characters: 231

Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani say…

Srinlankan team hamley mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zardari say poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI. answered!

D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga… =P ;->


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS, Short SMS | Total views: 282 | characters: 101

Hazrat Asif ali Zardari Farmaate Hain..!

“Yeh mat dekho kis ki raqam hay! Yeh dekho kitni hai”




Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 100 | characters: 170

Tarzan Janwaroon ko unki zaat bata raha tha
Sher: Rajput
Cheeta: Bhati
Hathi: Butt
Zebra: Mochi
Kutta: Zardari

Kutta foran tarap k bola
“Teraa Baap hoga Zardari”


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 428 | characters: 167

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?

Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass Asif ZARDARi hay