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Category: Politics SMS | Total views: 111 | characters: 471

“zardari k liye Mazmoon”

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.


Category: Politics SMS | Total views: 35 | characters: 163

“Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari
Qurbani de k hasil kya he
or
me yahan isi lye aya hun
ta’ake us Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun.”

(JANAB ASIF ALI ZARDARI):-D


Category: Politics SMS | Total views: 115 | characters: 156

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Zardari Kisi Waqt B Khud Kushi Kar Sakta Hai!
Q K Us Ne Khud Kaha Hai K
Jin Hatho Ne Benazir Ko Mara Hai,
Wo Hath Muje B Mar Sakte Hein.




Category: Politics SMS | Total views: 36 | characters: 172

ZARDARI se ek Aadmi ne po0cha:
Zardari sahab Apko kis Waqt Darr lagta hy?
Zardari: Jab Log Naara lagaty hain k
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” ZINDA HY B.B Zinda hy :-)


Category: Politics SMS | Total views: 56 | characters: 135

Yaad rakho:
Talaaq kisi maslay ka hal nai hy ..
Agar bivi say ikhtalaaf ho to uss ko “QATAL” karwa do”

(Allama Asif Ali Zardari)