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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 362 | characters: 130

Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.

Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 202 | characters: 126

Zardari se bara nahi dunya main koi bay emaan,
Wah wah Wah wah Wah wah

Kuch hi dino main apni bhabhi hongi Sheeren Rehman.




Category: Faraz SMS, Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 859 | characters: 160

Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya faraq hai?

Faraz replied:
Simple……. Aap pooray mulk ki baja rahy ho
or poora mulk meri baja raha hai.


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 361 | characters: 126

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan.