DecentSMS.com » Asif-Ali-Zardari-SMS http://decentsms.com latest free sms / love sms / Text Messages [ new sms / Funny sms / good night / birthday sms j Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:58:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 Agar KUTTAY ko Coat Pant Pehna Diya Jaye http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/agar-kuttay-ko-coat-pant-pehna-diya-jaye.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/agar-kuttay-ko-coat-pant-pehna-diya-jaye.html#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 08:49:36 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8952 Agar KUTTAY ko Coat Pant Pehna Diya Jaye to Usay Kya Kahenge?

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Bewaqoof!
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Kutta He Kahenge.
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Lekin Jo Aapne Socha Woh Bhi Theek Hai. :-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/agar-kuttay-ko-coat-pant-pehna-diya-jaye.html/feed 0 agr haram janwer hallal ho jata http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/agr-haram-janwer-hallal-ho-jata-2.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/agr-haram-janwer-hallal-ho-jata-2.html#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:03:12 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8486 Aik choti c bat maray zehn mein
abhi abhi aai hay aap say share krta hn
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“agr haram janwer hallal ho jata
to aaj hukumat khatam ho gai hoti”
thora ghor to karo.

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abhi abhi aai hay aap say share krta hn
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“agr haram janwer hallal ho jata
to aaj hukumat khatam ho gai hoti”
thora ghor to karo.

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/agr-haram-janwer-hallal-ho-jata.html/feed 0 Lalchi kuttey par kahani http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lalchi-kuttey-par-kahani.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lalchi-kuttey-par-kahani.html#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:04:27 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7934 Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
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Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain.. :P

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/lalchi-kuttey-par-kahani.html/feed 0 meri ghareebi na samajh “Faraz” http://decentsms.com/funny-faraz-ahmed-sms/meri-ghareebi-na-samajh-faraz.html http://decentsms.com/funny-faraz-ahmed-sms/meri-ghareebi-na-samajh-faraz.html#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:43:11 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7649 Meri khali jaib ko meri ghareebi na samajh “Faraz”

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda na hota to main bhi moonchhon wala kutta hota…

Samajh to aap gaye hoge… ;-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-faraz-ahmed-sms/meri-ghareebi-na-samajh-faraz.html/feed 0 Arbi Khabrain http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/arbi-khabrain.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/arbi-khabrain.html#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:23:52 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=6832 *ARBI KHABRAIN*
HaaZa ZARDARI Anni DaTunn
BaghairatUn Azaabun Fi InsanUn
FasaadUn KhabeesUn, Asal-HaramdatUnn
Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm,
Bhum Bhum Damakatun Or
to Or Hoor Sunn sMsUn 20%
TAXun TunnUn KameenUn,
KUTTUN Da PutterUnnn…
Don’t DeletUnn FrwdtUunnn FarzUunn..:-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/arbi-khabrain.html/feed 0 Zardari k Tickets http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/zardari-k-tickets.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/zardari-k-tickets.html#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:09:24 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=6002 Pakistan Post Office Ne
“Zardari”
ki Tasveer Waley Ticket jaari kar Diye Hain.

AWAAM Pooch Rahi Hai

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THOOK kis Taraf Lagana Hai ?::

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/zardari-k-tickets.html/feed 0 Would you sleep with Zardari http://decentsms.com/politics-sms/would-you-sleep-with-zardari.html http://decentsms.com/politics-sms/would-you-sleep-with-zardari.html#comments Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:36:39 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=5867 In a Gallup survey of PPP women parliamentarians they were asked, ‘Would you sleep with Zardari?’

2% said “yes”
5% said “no”
93% said “never again”

]]> http://decentsms.com/politics-sms/would-you-sleep-with-zardari.html/feed 0 Double Sawari in karachi http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/double-sawari-in-karachi.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/double-sawari-in-karachi.html#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:59:21 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=5777 Chhor de awaam ko karna tang “ZARDARI”
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warna “TALIBAN” ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu “DOUBLE SAWARI”

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“dant” bahar hote hain?
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4. Asif Zardari..

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