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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 226 | characters: 162

Agar KUTTAY ko Coat Pant Pehna Diya Jaye to Usay Kya Kahenge?

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Bewaqoof!
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Kutta He Kahenge.
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Lekin Jo Aapne Socha Woh Bhi Theek Hai. :-)


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 677 | characters: 168

Aik choti c bat maray zehn mein
abhi abhi aai hay aap say share krta hn
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“agr haram janwer hallal ho jata
to aaj hukumat khatam ho gai hoti”
thora ghor to karo.


Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 265 | characters: 168

Aik choti c bat maray zehn mein
abhi abhi aai hay aap say share krta hn
.
“agr haram janwer hallal ho jata
to aaj hukumat khatam ho gai hoti”
thora ghor to karo.




Category: Faraz SMS | Total views: 175 | characters: 155

Meri khali jaib ko meri ghareebi na samajh “Faraz”

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda na hota to main bhi moonchhon wala kutta hota…

Samajh to aap gaye hoge… ;-)