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8 number wala juta dikha


Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 91 | characters: 140

BOY: Pura andar gaya?
Girl: Ouch..Ha

Boy: Zyada laag to nahi raha na?
Girl: Ha thoda thoda..

BOy: Oye inko 8 number wala juta dikha

Hath Laga Kar Bhag Jata He


Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 63 | characters: 135

Lady: Mujhe Pati Se Talaq Chahiye
Wakeel: Magar Wo To Kabaddi Ka Champion He
Yehi To Prob He Kamina Sirf Hath Laga Kar Bhag Jata He.

Jawab meri Baat Ka


Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 58 | characters: 147

Mangta hu t deti nahi ho:Jawab meri Baat Ka
Deti ho t khada ho jata he: Rom Rom Jazbaat Ka
Kyo bolti ho k dhire se dalo Balo mein Phool Gulaab ka



Aise to baby doob jayega


Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 47 | characters: 157

SON: Papa Aunty ka pait Q fula hai?
PAPA: Tujhe sab pata hai.!
SON: Nahi papa.!
PAPA: Aunty k pait me pani bhara he.!
SON: Are aise to baby doob jayega

Purse to mere pas hai


Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 64 | characters: 122

Bus me khadi Sardarni: Aji ye aadmi mere bilaus me hath dal raha hai.
Sardar: are use kya pata Purse to mere pas hai…!