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Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 7,858 | characters: 215

Maid cleaning bedroom
found a used condom and kept looking at it.
Madam asked
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Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 5,034 | characters: 299

A Guy Walk Into A Local Pharmacy
Walks Up To The Counter Where Lady Pharmacists Is Filling Perception.
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Guy: Id Like 99 Con**ms Please
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Category: English SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 2,918 | characters: 246

There are two types of hooks
One is in Cricket,
used to send BALL out of boundary.

Another is in Bra, used to
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Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 3,287 | characters: 278

* Touch Here If U Dare
* Can Make Boneless Things Hard
* More Enjoyment Per Liter
* Weapons Of Mass Destruction
* Only For Rent, Not For Sale
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Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 4,101 | characters: 260

Mummy, Mummy, where do babies come from
asked the little girl???

Why darling, they come from the storks.

But Mummy,
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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 894 | characters: 195

Oh my darling, whispered the passionate young man.
Am I the first man youve ever made love to????

Yes, yes, she replied, looking bored.

Why do men always

ask the same silly question????

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