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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 171 | characters: 162

Agar KUTTAY ko Coat Pant Pehna Diya Jaye to Usay Kya Kahenge?

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Bewaqoof!
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Kutta He Kahenge.
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Lekin Jo Aapne Socha Woh Bhi Theek Hai. :-)



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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 649 | characters: 168

Aik choti c bat maray zehn mein
abhi abhi aai hay aap say share krta hn
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“agr haram janwer hallal ho jata
to aaj hukumat khatam ho gai hoti”
thora ghor to karo.

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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 240 | characters: 168

Aik choti c bat maray zehn mein
abhi abhi aai hay aap say share krta hn
.
“agr haram janwer hallal ho jata
to aaj hukumat khatam ho gai hoti”
thora ghor to karo.

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Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 218 | characters: 96

Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
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Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain.. :P

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Category: Faraz SMS | Total views: 163 | characters: 155

Meri khali jaib ko meri ghareebi na samajh “Faraz”

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda na hota to main bhi moonchhon wala kutta hota…

Samajh to aap gaye hoge… ;-)

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Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 254 | characters: 302

*ARBI KHABRAIN*
HaaZa ZARDARI Anni DaTunn
BaghairatUn Azaabun Fi InsanUn
FasaadUn KhabeesUn, Asal-HaramdatUnn
Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm,
Bhum Bhum Damakatun Or
to Or Hoor Sunn sMsUn 20%
TAXun TunnUn KameenUn,
KUTTUN Da PutterUnnn…
Don’t DeletUnn FrwdtUunnn FarzUunn..:-)

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