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Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Wise SMS Quotes | Total views: 7 | characters: 318

A loop called CONFUSION.

Speed bump called FRIENDS.

Red light called ENIMIES.

Caution light called FAMILY.

You have flat tires called JOBS.

But if you have a spare called DETERMINATION.

An engine called PRESERVANCE.

A driver called WILL POWER.

U will make it to a place called “SUCCESS”…!! (:




Category: English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS, Romantic SMS | Total views: 10 | characters: 164

Life Bec0mes R0mantic When Eyes Start Looking
At S0me 1 Silently ..
.
…But
.
…Life Becomes M0re R0mantic When Some 1
Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently ..


Category: English Love SMS, English SMS | Total views: 2 | characters: 180

A HUG Pulled
Two Persons Closer
But
They Don’t See Each
Others Expressions When
It Happens . . . !

Reason …

Some Great MEMORIES
Are Just Meant To Be
Felt …. =) ♥


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Islamic SMS | Total views: 8 | characters: 919

In France after picking groceries in the supermarket, a Niqabi sister stood in the line to pay. After a few minutes, her turn came up at the checkout counter.

The checkout girl was a non-Hijaabi Arab Muslim girl, began to scan the items of the Niqabi sister one by one, and after a while looked at her with arrogance and said: ”We have many problems in this country & your Niqab is one of them!
We, …immigrants, are here for trade and not to show our Deen or history! If you want to practice your Deen and wear Niqaab then go back to your Arab country and do whatever you want!!”

The Niqaabi sister stopped putting her grocery in the bag and lifted up her Niqaab…

The checkout girl was in total shock. The Niqabi girl who was blonde with blue eyes told her: “I am a French girl, not an Arab immigrant. This is my country and THIS IS MY ISLAM.
You born Muslims sold your Deen and we bought it from you!”


Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English Love SMS, English SMS, Miss You SMS | Total views: 11 | characters: 334

I Miss You. No, Let Me Correct That,
I Miss The Old You.
I Miss The Old You That Cared About Me
And The Old You That Would Treat Me So
Well.
The Old You That Would Talk To Me Every Day And Always Have Me Smiling.
I Miss The Old You That Made Me Happy
& Knew What To Say At Any Given Point
In Time.
I Miss The Old Us



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