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		<title>PEPSI k Ad Mein CHAPAL k Muun Wali</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pepsi-k-ad-mein-chapal-k-muun-wali.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pepsi-k-ad-mein-chapal-k-muun-wali.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hazar Bar Dimaagh
k Goray Daurane k Baad
Bhi Main Is Nateeje Pe
Nahi Pohanch Saka
&#8230;.
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k
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PEPSI k Ad Mein
CHAPAL k Muun Wali
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Larkay Ki &#8216;BACHI&#8217; Hy
Ya &#8216;AMMI&#8217; &#8230; =P 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hazar Bar Dimaagh<br />
k Goray Daurane k Baad<br />
Bhi Main Is Nateeje Pe<br />
Nahi Pohanch Saka</p>
<p>&#8230;.</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>k</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>.<br />
<span id="more-9993"></span><br />
PEPSI k Ad Mein<br />
CHAPAL k Muun Wali<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Larkay Ki &#8216;BACHI&#8217; Hy<br />
Ya &#8216;AMMI&#8217; &#8230; =P </p>
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		<title>Agar facebOok Pakistan mein ejaad hOta tO</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/agar-facebook-pakistan-mein-ejaad-hota-to.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/agar-facebook-pakistan-mein-ejaad-hota-to.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://decentsms.com/?p=9991</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Agar facebOok Pakistan mein ejaad hOta tO ?
like : lush
cOmment : jhuti tareef
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unlike : pOnka
single : akeli hai , patalO isay
in a relatiOnship with asim : asim k saath full time chakkar
hOme : apna adda
add as friend : yaar banaO aur chakkar chalaO
remOve friend : is kO chOr , new pata
friendlist :apnay jigri yaar  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Agar facebOok Pakistan mein ejaad hOta tO ?</p>
<p>like : lush</p>
<p>cOmment : jhuti tareef<br />
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.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
<span id="more-9991"></span><br />
unlike : pOnka</p>
<p>single : akeli hai , patalO isay</p>
<p>in a relatiOnship with asim : asim k saath full time chakkar</p>
<p>hOme : apna adda</p>
<p>add as friend : yaar banaO aur chakkar chalaO</p>
<p>remOve friend : is kO chOr , new pata</p>
<p>friendlist :apnay jigri yaar <img src='http://decentsms.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
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		<title>tumhary liye EID pe kya laaon</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/eid-mubarak-sms/tumhary-liye-eid-pe-kya-laaon.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/eid-mubarak-sms/tumhary-liye-eid-pe-kya-laaon.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eid Mubarak SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[mein market main hon tumhary liye EID
pe kya laaon kapray ya perfume ya
or koi cheez reply fast.
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Ye msg mujy kub karo gy zalimo&#8230; =P ;-> 
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mein market main hon tumhary liye EID<br />
pe kya laaon kapray ya perfume ya<br />
or koi cheez reply fast.</p>
<p>.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Ye msg mujy kub karo gy zalimo&#8230; =P ;-> </p>
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		<title>I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak 2010</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/eid-mubarak-sms/don%e2%80%99t-open-it-for-atleast-5-more-day.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/eid-mubarak-sms/don%e2%80%99t-open-it-for-atleast-5-more-day.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eid Mubarak SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://decentsms.com/?p=9986</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don’t open it for atleast 5 more day,
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don’t open it for atleast 5 more day,<br />
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.<br />
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,<br />
<strong>Happy EID Mubarak.</strong><br />
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !</p>
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		<title>Pepsi Per 5 Rupee Kam Karne Wali Baat</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pepsi-per-5-rupee-kam-karne-wali-baat.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/pepsi-per-5-rupee-kam-karne-wali-baat.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pepsi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://decentsms.com/?p=9984</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Judge: Mujram ko Phansi Se Pehly,
Koi Aakhri Khawish ho to Bata Do.
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Mujram: Janab Wo Pepsi Per 5 Rupee Kam Karne Wali Baat
Pata Lag Jaaye To&#8230;.   
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Judge: Mujram ko Phansi Se Pehly,<br />
Koi Aakhri Khawish ho to Bata Do.</p>
<p>.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
<span id="more-9984"></span><br />
Mujram: Janab Wo Pepsi Per 5 Rupee Kam Karne Wali Baat<br />
Pata Lag Jaaye To&#8230;. <img src='http://decentsms.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>New eid mubarak sms 2010</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/eid-mubarak-sms/new-eid-mubarak-sms-2010.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/eid-mubarak-sms/new-eid-mubarak-sms-2010.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eid Mubarak SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://decentsms.com/?p=9982</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Eid par Biwi ki shoping se Bachne ka tariqa.
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Hakeem Luqman ke pas bhi nahi tha.  
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eid par Biwi ki shoping se Bachne ka tariqa.<br />
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.<br />
<span id="more-9982"></span><br />
Hakeem Luqman ke pas bhi nahi tha. <img src='http://decentsms.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':-P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ching ming shing PEPSI ching pong 5 RUPAY</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/ching-ming-shing-pepsi-ching-pong-5-rupay.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/ching-ming-shing-pepsi-ching-pong-5-rupay.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pepsi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://decentsms.com/?p=9980</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beautiful saying by Chinese Philosopher
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ching ming shing PEPSI ching pong 5 RUPAY ding dong
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Matlub to ap samajh gae hongay   
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beautiful saying by Chinese Philosopher<br />
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ching ming shing PEPSI ching pong 5 RUPAY ding dong<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Matlub to ap samajh gae hongay <img src='http://decentsms.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>when u truly like the person</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/when-u-truly-like-the-person.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/cool-decent-sms/when-u-truly-like-the-person.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[English Love SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://decentsms.com/?p=9978</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SHORT AND CUTE :
&#8220;An empty message aslo looks special
when u truly like the person who send u&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SHORT AND CUTE :<br />
&#8220;An empty message aslo looks special<br />
when u truly like the person who send u&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/stop-receiving-your-sms.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/misc-sms-jokes/stop-receiving-your-sms.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[misc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://decentsms.com/?p=9976</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes,<br />
I will be transferred to a surgery room.<br />
The doctor told me,<br />
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>PINK LIPS are Girl&#8217;s BEAUTY</title>
		<link>http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/pink-lips-are-girls-beauty.html</link>
		<comments>http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/pink-lips-are-girls-beauty.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kiss SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Naughty SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kiss]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://decentsms.com/?p=9974</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[English Shayari:
PINK LIPS are Girl&#8217;s BEAUTY
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PINK LIPS are Girl&#8217;s BEAUTY
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KISSING THEM are the Boy&#8217;s DUTY
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>English Shayari:</p>
<p>PINK LIPS are Girl&#8217;s BEAUTY<br />
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PINK LIPS are Girl&#8217;s BEAUTY<br />
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<span id="more-9974"></span><br />
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KISSING THEM are the Boy&#8217;s DUTY</p>
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