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Ladke itne besharm hote hain

admin — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:13:03 +0000

Girll: Ladke jab ikatte hote he to kya baate krte hoge?
Friends: Wohi baate jo hum friends aapas me karti he
Girll: Chi-chi, Ladke itne besharm hote hain

Mil ne ki khushi na bichad ne ka gham

admin — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:37:21 +0000

Mil ne ki khushi na bichad ne ka gham,
na tanha na udaas hai hum,
kaise kahen kaise hai hum,
bas yun samajhlo,
aapki dosti ke bina akele hai hum….

Agar rakh sako to ek NISHANI hu mai

admin — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:36:32 +0000

Agar rakh sako to ek NISHANI hu mai,
Aur kho do to ek KAHANI hu mai,
ROK paya na jise ye JAHAN sara ,
Woh ek BOOND aankh ka PAANI hu mai

Hapy New Year

admin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:32:50 +0000

Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Frndly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Hapy New Year

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010

admin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:31:46 +0000

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzr Jaega
Bas Do Din Baad Naya Sal Aa jaega
Abhi Se Naye Saal Ki Badhai Lelo
Warna NETWORK Busy Ho Jayega
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010

Crack Bios Password

admin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:26:42 +0000

How to Crack (remove) BIOS Password…!

1.Open the CPU
2.Observe the Motherbord
3.Remove the Silver Battery(3v)
4.Wait 2 minutes and place the Battery again
5.Now turn on your computer

Chashma kaha lagaunga

admin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:24:59 +0000

Judge: Is ke dono kaan kaat do.
Santa: nahi main andha ho jaunga
Judge: Kaan kaatne se andha kaise hoga?
Santa: Chashma kaha lagaunga

Please Meri Shadi Karwado

admin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:21:07 +0000

Bandar: Maa meri Dulhan kon hai,
Please. Meri Shadi Karwado
Maa: Dekh teri Dulhan SMS padh rahi hai Agar padh ke Muskrayi to
“Shadi Pakki”

If You Salute Your Duty

admin — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:18:53 +0000

If You Salute Your Duty,
You Need Not Salute Anybody.
But If You Pollute Your Duty ?
U Have To Salute Everybody

Biggest Mystery of Maths

admin — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:16:44 +0000

Biggest Mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulas made,
But still…

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