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The POLITE way to PEE !
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Teacher trying to teach good manner
asked her students following question:
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michel if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady ,
how would u tell her that u have to go to the bathroom?
Mick, ” just a min i have to go pee”.
Teacher: that would be rude & impolite.
How abut u SAM .
Sam said ” i really need to go to toilet , i am sorry”.
Teacher “thats better but still not nice to say word toilet,
oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain.
JONY said” darling ,
may i pl be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom i hope to introduce to you after dinner.”