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kali mata lgti ho


Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 509 | characters: 169

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears


Category: English Funny SMS, Latest SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 1,319 | characters: 148

Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?

Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart &
wife’s tears hit your pocket.,

Bari ayee…. Benazir


Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 406 | characters: 145

Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.”
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Husband : Chal,
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Bari ayee….
Benazir….. ;)



Tum meri zindagi ho


Category: Wife SMS | Total views: 5,033 | characters: 225

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or __
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WIFE: or KYA?
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Btao na or kia?
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Wife shouted tell me or kia?
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Survey Report


Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 1,172 | characters: 174

Survey Report

Apni BV ko
apni 100%
kamai dene se 10% sukh
milta
hai.
Kisi Dusri Lady
ko apni kamai
ka 10% dene
pe 100% sukh
milta hae

Paisa apka
Faisla apka