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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 648 | characters: 568

Washington post competition asked for a Two line Rhyme with the most
romantic first line, but least romantic second line

This is the (hands down!) winner:

My darling, my love, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you demolished my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes —
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!


Category: Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 229 | characters: 147

Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei “A.G”

Kiun Kehti Ho?

Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei
“Abey Ghaday”

Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga ;)


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 209 | characters: 263

Man buys new shoes, goes home, asks wife:
Do u find difference in me?

Wife:
No! Same old shirt, same old pant.

He removes all clothes,stands in shoes:
Now?

Wife:
Same old penis hanging down.

Man:
Its not hanging down! Its looking at my new shoes.




Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 162 | characters: 169

Man & Wife were watchin a Boxing match in wich a boxer knockd out in round1
man says,
disgusting
It was ALL OVER in 1minute

Wife comments
NOW U know
how I Feel?


Category: Funny SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 280 | characters: 160

Beta apni Ammi se.
Ammi
Mujhe Dukh den,
Tention den,
Barbad Kar den,
Mere Peeche Bhoot Laga den.

Ammi Ne Kaha
Beta shortcut me Bol na
“BV Chahiye”;-)