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Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor…♥
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
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Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him….
He prays that they shud not have a
fight..♥
He finds a note near the table…♥
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“Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery… ♥
i’ll cum running back to you, my love.
I love you. …”♥
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He gets surprised and asks his son..,
‘wat happend last nite..?’ ♥
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Son told…,”
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when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said……” ♥
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” Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…
I M Married !!!”
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Thats True Love…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Husband throwing knives on wife’s picture.

All were missing the target!!!!!

Suddenly he received call from her……

“Hi,wat ru doin?”

His honest reply,”MISSING U”…..

Man to his 22yr Wife After their 1st Nite:

U didn’t Make any Noise Like “AH,aah,uhh,oochh”During makeout.

Wife: I Stopped that silly habbit when i was 16 )

3 Womens
Topic: Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana
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American: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye
2nd Din Us Ne Kuch Na Kiya
3rd Din Usney Rost Bana Liya
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German: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karo Gaye
2nd Din Wo Chup Raha
3rd Din Poora Ghar Saaf Tha
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Indian: Main Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Kapray Tum Wash Karo Gaye, Apney Sab Kaam Khud Karo Gaye
Aglay Din Mujhy Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
2nd Din Bi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
3rd Din Aankh Ki Soojan Kuch Utri To Kuch Nazar Aaya (;