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Category: Islamic SMS, Uncategorized | Total views: 7 | characters: 180

Who spend [in the cause of Allah ] during ease and hardship
and who restrain anger and who pardon the people –
and Allah loves the doers of good;

Surat ‘Āli `Imrān (3:134)


Category: Uncategorized | Total views: 4 | characters: 164

A Tip For All Girls -
How To Know If Its True Love ???

Today,
If Your Guy Spends The Entire Day With You,
Instead Of Watching The Match…
Marry Him!!!! :P


Category: English Love SMS, Uncategorized | Total views: 25 | characters: 104

It is n0t up t0 me anym0re
,If y0u want me in y0ur life,
You will find a way to put me there… !! =]*




Category: Misc SMS Jokes, Uncategorized | Total views: 81 | characters: 309

Upcoming Pakistan vs England ODI series is already Fixed…!!! Pakistan plotted
to lose two out of Four ODIs starting from next month…!!!
.
revealed by Majeed (a bookie who fixed Test b/w England & Pakistan)
.

He said: “he said he could guarantee Pakistan would LOSE two one-dayers.


Category: Uncategorized | Total views: 378 | characters: 631

Nahi Aata mujhe Fun Kisi ko Mananay Ka,
Faqat Itna hi Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
.
Tumharay Nazdeek Agar Meri Hansi Dilkash Hai,
To Main Muskura k Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
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Agar Tum Dekhna Chaho Mere Aankh Mai Aansu,
Tou Mai Ro Ro k Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
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Saza Dene Se Hoti hai Gar Tassalli Tumhary,
To Phir Mai Kaan Pakar K Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
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Dekho Aise Kisi Se Roothna Acha Nahi Hota,
Ab Main Bohat Maan Se Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
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Tum Gar Chaho k Mere Saans Bhi Na ho Baaki,
To Main Dam-e-Aakhir Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”