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Category: Uncategorized | Total views: 2 | characters: 164

A Tip For All Girls -
How To Know If Its True Love ???

Today,
If Your Guy Spends The Entire Day With You,
Instead Of Watching The Match…
Marry Him!!!! :P



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Category: English Love SMS, Uncategorized | Total views: 22 | characters: 104

It is n0t up t0 me anym0re
,If y0u want me in y0ur life,
You will find a way to put me there… !! =]*

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Category: Misc SMS Jokes, Uncategorized | Total views: 79 | characters: 309

Upcoming Pakistan vs England ODI series is already Fixed…!!! Pakistan plotted
to lose two out of Four ODIs starting from next month…!!!
.
revealed by Majeed (a bookie who fixed Test b/w England & Pakistan)
.

He said: “he said he could guarantee Pakistan would LOSE two one-dayers.

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Category: Uncategorized | Total views: 327 | characters: 631

Nahi Aata mujhe Fun Kisi ko Mananay Ka,
Faqat Itna hi Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
.
Tumharay Nazdeek Agar Meri Hansi Dilkash Hai,
To Main Muskura k Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
.
Agar Tum Dekhna Chaho Mere Aankh Mai Aansu,
Tou Mai Ro Ro k Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
.
Saza Dene Se Hoti hai Gar Tassalli Tumhary,
To Phir Mai Kaan Pakar K Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
.
Dekho Aise Kisi Se Roothna Acha Nahi Hota,
Ab Main Bohat Maan Se Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”
.
Tum Gar Chaho k Mere Saans Bhi Na ho Baaki,
To Main Dam-e-Aakhir Kehta Hon
“Chalo Bus Ab Maan Jao Na”

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