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Category: Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 129 | characters: 147

Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:

No matter how long the lecture may be,

The Knowledge before and after the lecture

Remains the Same. :-)




Category: Student SMS | Total views: 74 | characters: 158

Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.
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Student:
Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,
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Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 264 | characters: 237

Teacher : How do u write 55?

Student : I don’t know..

Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

Teacher : What are you waiting for?

Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?