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When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
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When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
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When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
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When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
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When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
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KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.

Teacher:
main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

Master:
Khali jaga pur karo..
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900 chohay kha kar Billi___chali..
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Shagird: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..
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Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krty ho?
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Shagird: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chohay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti…..!

Govt.School K Bachy Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahy Thy.
1 Buzurg : Bachon! IsKo Chor Do Ye Khud School Ayega
Bachy: Baba Ye Shagird Nhi Hamary Ustad Hen!

Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
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Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..