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Category: Student SMS | Total views: 44 | characters: 359

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Latest and New sms collection related to Student’s school , College, University Life, this is the most funniest sms jokes collection it include exam sms, student mischevious, and all type of student life sms in roman urdu, english and hindi



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Category: Student SMS | Total views: 69 | characters: 215

A Brilliant Student in Exam-

Prbm:
Prove dat LHS=RHS,
(2x+9y)*10x/3y+6x=9x+6
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Category: Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 67 | characters: 147

Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:

No matter how long the lecture may be,

The Knowledge before and after the lecture

Remains the Same. :-)

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Category: Student SMS | Total views: 45 | characters: 158

Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.
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Student:
Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,
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Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.

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Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 55 | characters: 237

Teacher : How do u write 55?

Student : I don’t know..

Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

Teacher : What are you waiting for?

Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?

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Category: Student SMS | Total views: 21 | characters: 139

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

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