Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 104 | characters: 169
Sardar calls wife;
“Ghar nahi aa sakta, car ka steering,
gear sab chori ho gaya…”
After 5 min,
he calls: “Aa raha hun, ghalti se pichli seat pe beth gya tha”
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Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 104 | characters: 169
Category: Pathan SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 1,302 | characters: 168
Sardar:
Mujhe Shak Hai, Meri Biwi Ki Chaddi Tere Bedroom Mein Hai?
Pathan:Gadhe, Bhabhi Chaddi Kahan Pehenti Hai?
Sardar: Arre haan,
Yar faltu Tujh Pe Shak Kiya
Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 168 | characters: 149
Sardar: Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon, Kitna paisa lage ga?
Memon: kuch bhi nahi..
Sardar: wo kaise?
Memon: Sochne k liye paise nahi lagte
Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 101 | characters: 84
Teacher:Covert into Hindi
“I SAW A FILM”
Sardar:
“Teacher ne ‘A’ film dekhi”
Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 899 | characters: 164
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…