Funny SMS / text Messages






Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 107 | characters: 169

Sardar calls wife;
“Ghar nahi aa sakta, car ka steering,
gear sab chori ho gaya…”

After 5 min,
he calls: “Aa raha hun, ghalti se pichli seat pe beth gya tha”


Category: Pathan SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 1,307 | characters: 168

Sardar:
Mujhe Shak Hai, Meri Biwi Ki Chaddi Tere Bedroom Mein Hai?

Pathan:Gadhe, Bhabhi Chaddi Kahan Pehenti Hai?

Sardar: Arre haan,
Yar faltu Tujh Pe Shak Kiya


Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 175 | characters: 149

Sardar: Soch raha hoon k USA ghoom aaon, Kitna paisa lage ga?

Memon: kuch bhi nahi..

Sardar: wo kaise?

Memon: Sochne k liye paise nahi lagte




Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 909 | characters: 164

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…