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QATIL: Try Krna Umr qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho
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Sardar Lawyer: Don’t Worry
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Aftr Court
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QATIL: Kia hua?
Sardar: Bht Mshkl Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalt Tu Riha Kr Rhi Thi!


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1 Sardar kafi arsay bad apny Watan gya,
aur Matti utha k bola:
Hunh..apny watan di matti di kushbo,
o nai rai
2nd Srdr:
Pa g tusi Matti nai Tatti chuk lai ae;-)


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Deadly IQ Of A Sardar Whats The Opposite Of ACHAAR?
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Ans= Onion!
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How?
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Achaar= Pickle
Pee-Kal

So Opposite Of Pee-Kal= Pee-Aaj
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Peaaj (Piyaaz ) = ONION :-D ;-)




Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 143 | characters: 111

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don’t know sir I was sleeping


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Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mai Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya!
Sardar: Kya Pata, Main To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun;-)