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Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 288 | characters: 165

A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time
finally the Sardar caught it
and decides to kill it cruelly.
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it.;):


Category: Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 243 | characters: 170

SARDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khelata gya

1 Month k bad SARDAR ne TOTAY se pucha
“Mian Mithu Churi Khani”

TOTA:
“Kyo kanjra
Mirchaan muk gayyian ne?


Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 63 | characters: 144

1 sardar: “Mujhe to samajh nahi ata
k log mahinay mahinay kaise nahi nahate,
mujhe to 28vain din
hi kharish shuru hojati hai!”;-)




Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 85 | characters: 147

Pathan:
“I am Going”
ka kia matlab hota hai?

Sardar:
Main Ja Raha Hoon

Pathan:
Aisay to tera Baap bhi Nahi Ja sakta
Pehlay matlab
bata.


Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 161 | characters: 168

Sardar:
Meri biwi itna mzaq krti hai kya bataon.
.
Dost:
Kya mazaq krti ha?
Sardar:
Kal men ghr gya us ki ankho pr hath rkha,
.
Mazaq me boli

CHOKIDAR…!!!.