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Category: Funny SMS, Riddle SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 2,099 | characters: 264

Ten Sardar and a girl were hanging below helicopter on a rope.
Pilot said one must leave because of overload.
Girl: I’ll sacrifice…..
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Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 609 | characters: 115

Sardar: 1 black rang ka bulb de do.

Shopkeepr: kya karna hai?

Sardar: dopahar ko andhera karke sounga.


Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 742 | characters: 141

Sardar travelling in Train…

TC: Ticket dikhao…

Sardar: Yeh lo…

TC: Yeh to purani hai…!

Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?




Category: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 1,161 | characters: 135

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?
Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!


Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 725 | characters: 142

By mistake Sardar goes into Ladies toilet..
All ladies suddenly stand up.
Sardar:Bas bas, Izzat Dil mein ho ! yahi kafi hai,
baith jao…..