Ten Sardar and a girl were hanging below helicopter on a rope.
Pilot said one must leave because of overload.
Girl: I’ll sacrifice…..
Sardar: 1 black rang ka bulb de do.
Shopkeepr: kya karna hai?
Sardar: dopahar ko andhera karke sounga.
Sardar travelling in Train…
TC: Ticket dikhao…
Sardar: Yeh lo…
TC: Yeh to purani hai…!
Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?
Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?
Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!
By mistake Sardar goes into Ladies toilet..
All ladies suddenly stand up.
Sardar:Bas bas, Izzat Dil mein ho ! yahi kafi hai,