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Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche……
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche……
Pathan: yar ye joray kahan bante hen..?
Sardar : Asman par,
Pathan: shit yara shit boht bara galti ho gaya..
Sardar: kiya huwa?
Pathan: hum to Darzi ko de aya.
Sardar 2 boss: Muje apki beti se shadi karni he
Boss:Teri income to us k toilet paper b afford nhi kr sakti
Sardar:Acha! itni poti karti hy!
phr rehne do
Sardar mujra dekhne kothey pr gaye
Tawaif nachi or nachne k bad
Srdar ko kaha
“Humne apko khush kya
ab ap b humen khush kro”
Sardar utha or nachna shuru krdya!
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.