Sardar SMS / text Messages






Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 48 | characters: 191

Sardar to Doctor:

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr: Paanch lakh

Sardar: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to?


Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 39 | characters: 149

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee…!

Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->




Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 131 | characters: 286

1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.

Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.

Pathan: Ha ha. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par latefay banatay hain.

Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?


Category: Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 222 | characters: 124

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.