Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 47 | characters: 191
Sardar to Doctor:
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr: Paanch lakh
Sardar: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to?
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Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 47 | characters: 191
Category: English SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 536 | characters: 143
Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 31 | characters: 149
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?
Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee…!
Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
Category: Sardar SMS | Total views: 126 | characters: 286
1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.
Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
Pathan: Ha ha. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par latefay banatay hain.
Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?
Category: Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 217 | characters: 124
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.