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Tum dar Q jatay Ho

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:57:50 +0000

Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:28:34 +0000

Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
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Kyon K
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Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
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Sirf Itna He Kaha

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MY NAME IS KHAN.

Sardar in Air India :-)

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:55:44 +0000

Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.
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Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Bread India
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Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Sweet India
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With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.
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ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
Sardarji: Air India

UnderTaker a gya hai

admin — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:16:26 +0000

1 Srdar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
‘Tannn’
Ar itefaq se light b chali gai sardar dr k bola,
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”Oye Bhago!
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UnderTaker a gya hai”

tmhara baap tailor hy

admin — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:35:38 +0000

Srdar
Tm ko shrm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phti hy,
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Pathan
Shrm to tm ko ni ati tmhara baap dentist h or tmhara bhai bina dant k paida huwa!

Sardar’s essay on “Indian cow”

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:40:34 +0000

Sardar’s essay on “Indian cow”
please read at ur own risk
u may forget ur english by d time u finish reading this!
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“he is d cow. He has got four legs together.
Two r forward n two afterwards.

Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to d basement
. ..It gives healthy fats,
Its motion is in quantity very useful, green colour,
It has tail situated in d backyard n has hair on it to frighten flies.
Many use it as vehicle also!!
Therefore cow rockz…

sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi

admin — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:58:14 +0000

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
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sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
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wife:han pnch gai hy
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sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon… ;->

Poti kis ne ki

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:58:56 +0000

Sardar’s son: Papa aj meri miss ny aisa sawal pocha js ka jawab srf mry ps tha.

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Sardar: Oye shabash puttar kya sawal tha?

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Son: YE CLASS ME POTTI KIS NE KI?

Teacher to Sardar

admin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:00:18 +0000

Teacher to Sardar:
btao india ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

Sardar boht dair sochny k bad bola:

Hawa me….!!!