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Theory Of Motion

admin — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 19:02:17 +0000

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”

Which States:

“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->

hun me ae roti nae khani

admin — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 12:15:13 +0000

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->

Sardar opened a college

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:14:10 +0000

once Sardar opened a college …
what will be the name of that college ..?
guess
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Sardar Medical College of Engineering for Arts ,Science and Commerce

Tum dar Q jatay Ho

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:57:50 +0000

Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:28:34 +0000

Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
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Kyon K
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Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
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Sirf Itna He Kaha

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MY NAME IS KHAN.

Sardar in Air India :-)

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:55:44 +0000

Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.
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Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Bread India
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Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Sweet India
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With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.
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ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
Sardarji: Air India

UnderTaker a gya hai

admin — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:16:26 +0000

1 Srdar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
‘Tannn’
Ar itefaq se light b chali gai sardar dr k bola,
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”Oye Bhago!
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UnderTaker a gya hai”

tmhara baap tailor hy

admin — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:35:38 +0000

Srdar
Tm ko shrm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phti hy,
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Pathan
Shrm to tm ko ni ati tmhara baap dentist h or tmhara bhai bina dant k paida huwa!

Sardar’s essay on “Indian cow”

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:40:34 +0000

Sardar’s essay on “Indian cow”
please read at ur own risk
u may forget ur english by d time u finish reading this!
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“he is d cow. He has got four legs together.
Two r forward n two afterwards.

Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to d basement
. ..It gives healthy fats,
Its motion is in quantity very useful, green colour,
It has tail situated in d backyard n has hair on it to frighten flies.
Many use it as vehicle also!!
Therefore cow rockz…