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the man raped sardar wife


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 47 | characters: 172

Judge : as you are the key witness,
can u tell me the exact place, where this man raped ur wife?

Sardar : Lifted sardarni”s saree and said,
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here my lord. :-D

Theory Of Motion


Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 121 | characters: 146

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”

Which States:

“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->



hun me ae roti nae khani


Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 198 | characters: 164

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->

Sardar opened a college


Category: English SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 7,640 | characters: 195

once Sardar opened a college …
what will be the name of that college ..?
guess
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