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Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
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Kyon K
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Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
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Sirf Itna He Kaha

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MY NAME IS KHAN.

Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.
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Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Bread India
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Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Sweet India
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With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.
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ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
Sardarji: Air India

1 Srdar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
‘Tannn’
Ar itefaq se light b chali gai sardar dr k bola,
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”Oye Bhago!
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UnderTaker a gya hai”

Srdar
Tm ko shrm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phti hy,
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Pathan
Shrm to tm ko ni ati tmhara baap dentist h or tmhara bhai bina dant k paida huwa!