Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 196 | characters: 143
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua,ro kyu rohe ho
Santa: Yar jis ladki ko bhulaneke liye pe raha
tha uska naam yad nhi aa raha
Latest SMS jokes / text Messages
Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 196 | characters: 143
Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 141 | characters: 152
Banta: Ye chithi tum kise likh rahe ho?
Santa: khud ko
Banta: Isme kya likha hai?
Santa: malum nahi
Banta: kyu?
Ssanta: Abhi mujhe mili kaha hai ?
Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 43 | characters: 141
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta:Dont warry, I have one more.
Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 85 | characters: 124
Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: y?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka
karde ho
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Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : “Google Singh”
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.