Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 661 | characters: 145
SANTA: “I Love U”
Means Kya Hota H?
.
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
.
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi “Pagli”
Latest SMS jokes / text Messages
Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 661 | characters: 145
Category: Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 1,314 | characters: 198
Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
.
Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
.
Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”
Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 299 | characters: 137
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 275 | characters: 123
Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.
Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 157 | characters: 137
Santa:Tum mitti kyu khod rahe ho?
.
Banta:yaar,Dada ji ne kaha k maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai,
bas wahi dhoond raha hu.
h