Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 293 | characters: 137
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
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Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 293 | characters: 137
Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 272 | characters: 123
Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.
Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 152 | characters: 137
Santa:Tum mitti kyu khod rahe ho?
.
Banta:yaar,Dada ji ne kaha k maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai,
bas wahi dhoond raha hu.
h
Category: English SMS, Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 199 | characters: 145
Santa slapped Banta
.
Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Santa: seriously
Banta: bach gaya !
I wont accept Funny things with me
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 151 | characters: 136
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 148 | characters: 72
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!