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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher (Giving instructn) &#8211; Start Computer
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Santa- I did
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Teacher- Now open my computer
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Santa- Miss, where is your computer?.
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Santa- Miss, where is your computer?.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test.
So, I want to score good marks.
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Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test.<br />
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		<description><![CDATA[# Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
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		<title>Maa Kiske Paas Hai</title>
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