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]]> http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/221.html/feed 0 Santa reading books http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-reading-books.html http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-reading-books.html#comments Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:59:18 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=9744 Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test.
So, I want to score good marks.

]]> http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-reading-books.html/feed 0 Santa and Postman http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-and-postman.html http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-and-postman.html#comments Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:58:33 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=9742 # Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
loadingInitializing delivery options, please wait…

]]> http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-and-postman.html/feed 0 Maa Kiske Paas Hai http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/maa-kiske-paas-hai.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/maa-kiske-paas-hai.html#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:48:19 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8947 Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai? :-)

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/maa-kiske-paas-hai.html/feed 0 Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/mai-tumse-pyar-krti-hun.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/mai-tumse-pyar-krti-hun.html#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:04:55 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8429 SANTA: “I Love U”
Means Kya Hota H?
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GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
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SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi “Pagli”
:-D

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/mai-tumse-pyar-krti-hun.html/feed 0 Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/galti-se-biwi-ki-pehan-li.html http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/galti-se-biwi-ki-pehan-li.html#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:16:10 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=8281 Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
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Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
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Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

]]> http://decentsms.com/adult-naughty-sms/galti-se-biwi-ki-pehan-li.html/feed 0 BAAP ko gaali http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/baap-ko-gaali.html http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/baap-ko-gaali.html#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:26:42 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7203 Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

]]> http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/baap-ko-gaali.html/feed 0 Santa n Banta Dog http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-n-banta-dog.html http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-n-banta-dog.html#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:22:40 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=7161 Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.

]]> http://decentsms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-n-banta-dog.html/feed 0 Nam mitti me mila dia http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/nam-mitti-me-mila-dia.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/nam-mitti-me-mila-dia.html#comments Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:31:43 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=6528 Santa:Tum mitti kyu khod rahe ho?
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Banta:yaar,Dada ji ne kaha k maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai,

bas wahi dhoond raha hu.
h

]]> http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/nam-mitti-me-mila-dia.html/feed 0 Santa slapped Banta http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/santa-slapped-banta.html http://decentsms.com/funny-sms-jokes/santa-slapped-banta.html#comments Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:07:06 +0000 admin http://decentsms.com/?p=6487 Santa slapped Banta
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Banta: did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Santa: seriously
Banta: bach gaya !
I wont accept Funny things with me

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